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Are You Suffering From Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder? (TARD)

Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder is a pattern of pathologically dissociative and psychotic behavior, first observed in the late hours of November 8th 2016, and increasing in severity with passing time. Sufferers of Trump Acceptance Resistance Disorder often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, uncontrollable crying, suicidal ideation, and extreme sadness.

Idiocracy is returning to theaters just in time for the live version

When Idiocracy was released in 2006, it didn’t make much of an impact upon the world. In fact, most people didn’t even know it existed. 20th Century Fox had a contractual obligation to release Mike Judge’s follow-up to Office Space, but they pretty much just tucked it away. After being sat on for more than a year, it initially opened in just seven cities, and with practically zero publicity—not even so much as a trailer. Now, just one decade later, Idiocracy is practically a household term, which is as much a testament to the film’s enduring satirical genius as it is to the country’s terrifying free-fall which includes, among other things, a not-totally-impossible Trump presidency.

George Carlin's special, recorded on Sept 10, 2001 and called "I kinda like it when a lotta people die," to finally be released

On Sept. 10, 2001, George Carlin, the greatest political comic in history if measured only by stand-up specials, recorded a bracing hour of social commentary for his new HBO special. The next day, he shelved it.

It wasn’t only the title, “I Kinda Like It When a Lotta People Die,” that seemed in bad taste after nearly 3,000 people were killed a day later in the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks. Mr. Carlin also told a joke about a fart so potent it blew up an airplane. “You know who gets blamed? Osama bin Laden,” Mr. Carlin joked. “The F.B.I. is looking for explosives. They should be looking for minute traces of rice and bok choy.”

A Barbie Doll For Our Times

Hard Times Barbie is set to be huge. A Barbie for the common person and sure to stand the test of time going forward. Shopping trolley, baseball bat not included.

Science Community In Shock After Man Actually Flies On Acid

The science community has been left in shock after a Brazilian man reportedly flew while taking mind-bending hallucinogenic drug LSD, commonly called acid. “I probably wouldn’t even believe it myself only my friend Anna filmed me on her phone, the acid actually made me fly.”

According to Professor Edward M. Nutty, of Scientists Against Drugs or SAD as they’re more commonly known, the science community is completely baffled, “We really can’t say anything about Mr. Ramirez flying apart from the fact that we’ve stringently tested the footage and it’s definitely legitimate.”

Nation starting to realise that nothing happens after winning (Rugby) World Cup

As of this evening, New Zealanders are beginning to realise that nothing actually happens as a result of winning the Rugby World Cup. After an exciting and excruciating month of watching the All Blacks play to win their second successive title, the nation is just now beginning to feel collectively confused at how nothing has actually changed.

“I was so nervous before the final match,” said avid rugby fan and all around bloke Brian Reid. “I got up early in the morning to watch all the boys’ games, and I just knew that if we won it would be something extraordinary. “But when the final whistle blew and we did win, nothing happened. Nothing’s actually different. It’s all the same.” “I hate my job,” he added.

TPPA, a Call to all New Zillunders

This video might be useful in some situations. Pretty funny presentation. Contains words like fuck and cunt. You have been warned.

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