Top 10 John Key Achievements as Prime Minister

1. He finally did the right thing and resigned

2. Played golf with Obama

3. Yanked and fondled more pony tails than every other NZ Prime Minister combined

4. Invented the 3-way handshake

5. Got away with the dirty politics scandal

6. Got away with lying about his Transrail shares

7. Ran a $25,000,000 referendum cementing the NZ flag as the NZ flag

8. Appeared on the Letterman Show

9. Fooled more than half the country for 10 years into thinking he was a good economic manager and honest happy go lucky ordinary guy

10. He won 3 consecutive general elections.