Science Community In Shock After Man Actually Flies On Acid

The science community has been left in shock after a Brazilian man reportedly flew while taking mind-bending hallucinogenic drug LSD, commonly called acid. “I probably wouldn’t even believe it myself only my friend Anna filmed me on her phone, the acid actually made me fly.”

According to Professor Edward M. Nutty, of Scientists Against Drugs or SAD as they’re more commonly known, the science community is completely baffled, “We really can’t say anything about Mr. Ramirez flying apart from the fact that we’ve stringently tested the footage and it’s definitely legitimate.”