Nation starting to realise that nothing happens after winning (Rugby) World Cup

As of this evening, New Zealanders are beginning to realise that nothing actually happens as a result of winning the Rugby World Cup. After an exciting and excruciating month of watching the All Blacks play to win their second successive title, the nation is just now beginning to feel collectively confused at how nothing has actually changed.

“I was so nervous before the final match,” said avid rugby fan and all around bloke Brian Reid. “I got up early in the morning to watch all the boys’ games, and I just knew that if we won it would be something extraordinary. “But when the final whistle blew and we did win, nothing happened. Nothing’s actually different. It’s all the same.” “I hate my job,” he added.